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pokephiliaporn: Alright, I’m not going to do the pun. But it’s all “goodâ€, right?………….. I just did it ._. ( 100dude100)
20 Sherlock Puns and Pick-up Lines
Tree bound / Przykuta do drzewa
corbeauxtube: Consider this a horny follower service announcement. I can’t be the only dude who’ll see this and think, “Hmm, I might give this a shot.” (Pun intended). Lemme know if ya do.
Courtney Marshall - marker sketch. I thought of this court-martial pun while laying in bed the other night. It’s like a drag name of a derby name, but i don’t do either… potentially a bad ass trans/lesbian soldier gone awol and fubar,
Her opinion I think on the matter
As long as there are things living in or near them, water will always be full of da filth. “Ah, water. Never touch the stuff. Fish f**k in it.” - Reggie Thistleton From /co/.
hello!this one was one of the most epic drawing i just did last stream 20 Yangs been drawn that day… and puns we’re said… it will be remember from this day and the next. xDThe drawing of 20 yangs was easy… doing the puns
dazzlingflash: @the-wag There was supposed to be a pun that went with this, but I forgot it. Thanks, Wagram is looking a lil surprised there, I wonder what he saw! But again, thanks for taking the time to do some art for me : D He turned out neat.
May the fourth be with you, that’s how the pun goes right?I dunno, I’ve never seen Star Wars, though I do love the idea of the Lightsaber
tastefullyoffensive:(photo via bierrr) What are you gonna do when the bacon strips????? :3c
themcnobody: What I do with my spare time, draw Papyrus in the Ponyo Loves meme that everyone is doing. Save Papyrus from the puns.
vectorv12: uniklo: elovers: WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EAT ICE Crunchy Because we’re… …cool. OP needs to chill, its an ice feeling, sorry if i sound cold but its freeze-y to stop your problematic opinions. I thaw-ght you were better than this,
wannaliveattheholidayinn:lazy-cat-corner: graycoin:nattousan:memewhore:THIS IS SO OVER THE TOP HELLO??? WHO ARE YOU??? Somebody with a fair amount of money, time, expertise, and possibly pissed-off neighbors. I lost it when the airplane landing lights
schaddenfreude: circumcisions: why doesn’t ellen give stuff away like oprah and call the segment ellen de generous like wtf Why didn’t Oprah call the segment “Oprah win-free shit”?
butt-berry: British tv cooking competitions: held in a large tent in the middle of a field, the host is a lesbian comedian and the judge is an adorable 80 year old woman, everything is a terrible pun, all the contestants are friends and cry when someone
slimmerthanyou: cubbyhaus: I’ve never done a Tummy Tuesday post before. Forgive the pun, but I’ve never had the guts. Omg you’re super handsome, and your belly is super gorgeous! It’s decided; it is now mandatory for you to do more Tummy
lmao… Women fucking do that to me all the time.
dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know that we riddled some middleman who didn’t do diddily #PUNDAY
#PUNDAY DOWNLOAD HERE 1 The Rain And The Sun (01:50)2 The Nicest (02:14)3 Brave In The Heart feat. Fat Joe, Triple Seis, Prospect (03:53)4 Whatcha Gon Do (02:49)5 My World (02:54)6 You Ain’t A Killa (04:03)7 Rhyme 4 Rhyme feat. Cormega (01:37)8
snappygreat: Amber Fuck I’ve exhausted my deer pun titles awhile ago… (Do the thing. Click on my Patreon) c:
cathyonwheels: monobeartheater: arcticmowsy: aerostarmonk: The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house. oh my god i just do not understand this post what even This post makes
fuckyeahorchestra:The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven’s Ninth. In the piece, there’s a long passage about 20 minutes during which the double basses have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided
heeeey-buddy: Steven literally has the strangest ways of doing some things steven’s lion: wanna play outside? jumping off a cliff to have your friend catch you is always a good past time coach steven: need exercise? just run around with four tires
one of my favorite parts of making those SU countdown posts is thinking of a pun or some kind of play on the episode title for at least one of the posts
katersgonnak8 replied to your post: mewmewimakitty asked:If Pearls do…So are you saying now that she’s on her own *puts on sunglasses* the world’s her oyster?
hailing: do it for the pun
the-anal-destiny: Needless to say, he blocked me Wait… how do you get Great Balls?
eatsleepcrap: sunglasssemoji: eatsleepcrap: eatsleepcrap: what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? you can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna What does glue have to do with this i knew you’d get stuck there
spooky2pope: karkats-left-eyeball: spooky2pope: what do you call a drunk basketball player a slaM DRUNK you know what fuck you i was gonna say tequille o’neal but no you had to blow my punchline out of the water i cant even win a fucking coin flip
jerkidiot: do british prostitutes charge by the pound
wisped: wisped: What do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon a lunatic
improbablenormality: themarginistoosmall: the-selfie-of-dorian-gray: alert: alert: WHAT DO U CALL A DOG THATS A MAGICIAN A LABRACADABRADOR… un magichien #France wins this round
whataremorals: whataremorals: What do you say to a financially successful art museum? Ey must be the monet
tsunadi replied to your post: /NERVOUS SWEATING. DONT DO THE BAD END IT IS FULL OF PAIN WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING PUN.
deluxetoaster: sonsofsauron: deluxetoaster: where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from From inside ourselves. fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite
willsicott: tuxedoandex: ugly: What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops? what Guardians of the Galaxy
irlmagicalboy:rneerkat:rneerkat:how do u address the meme king u madjesty how dare you make me read this with my own two eyes
darling-highness: redgrieve: fluttertree42: why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests
kazuyamishima: justbadpuns: Why do people with foot fetishes never win? Because they like the taste of defeat
dragonlibrarian: carry-on-my-otp: dbvictoria: Ad for German home improvement company shows dad doing something special for his goth daughter. (x) is her dad Vincent van Gogh? *Vincent van Goth
kimblewick: hiddlebutt-cumberbooty: cheshirecat: flawlesstrueperfection: what the fuck kind of theme for nail polish is “germany” seriously have we really gone through every other idea in the world did you do it for the puns these aren’t even
🎼My embouchure is good for more than just playing the trumpet. Do you wana duet with me?🎺 🎺 🎺 🎺 🎺 🎺 🎺 📸Yuni #music #puns #trumpet #jokes #toomanyjokes #graduation #gradphotos #bandgeek (at Aldrich Park)
No matter which path you chews, make sure you have fun doing it and never let anyone burst your bubble. You’re gum in million. 😝 #puns #inspirationalquotes (at The Gum Wall)
One of the dope at lyricists to ever do it
devilscry: Purrfect night with Felicia! (yes, i had to do the pun :3)I love Felicia’s design and i reeeeally love to use her model for animations, but… ugh, her hands are huge. Is really hard to use them as part of the animation, since they don’t
voltisubito: fuku-shuu: Because voltisubito reminded me that this existed. Annnnd my KPop RivaMika feels are back again.With the recent manga developments, this particular performance reminds me even more of the ship “now” (No pun intended). If
officertoast: officertoast: I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE PLEASE HELP DO NOT
I want to make valentines cards for the TWGOK fandom but how do I do it? I got like great puns and jokes
hiddlebutt-cumberbooty: cheshirecat: flawlesstrueperfection: what the fuck kind of theme for nail polish is “germany” seriously have we really gone through every other idea in the world did you do it for the puns these aren’t even good puns
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molly-ren: jasonsback: I could never write porn. I’d be too busy making puns to get to the actual sex. We could collaborate! You make the puns, I write the sex? please do this guys, that would be totally awesome!
askpun: I don’t care if you have exclusives Origin, those exclusives being the only reason folks use you is not a point in your favor!Artwork by DragendaScript #1279 Do you like Ask Pun? Join the team that makes it!
edendaphne: Finally finished Part 2 of the comic I made for @skaylanphear‘s short story, Pick-Up and Chase, in which she embraces the mantra, WWCND (What Would Chat Noir Do), Aka. Pun the heck out of everything.(The background for some of the panels
ma-ka-ra: hiddlebutt-cumberbooty: cheshirecat: flawlesstrueperfection: what the fuck kind of theme for nail polish is “germany” seriously have we really gone through every other idea in the world did you do it for the puns these aren’t even
123jaclyn321: zurashisu: madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b: thediamondthatlived: madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b: what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? I don’t know. What? a condescending con descending. get out That was beautiful
acetarisborn:Okaaaaaaaay, I’m doing this.So, this is my entry for the #spaceeggs contest from @moringmark. Allow me to introduce the safest and the only artifact which idea came from a pun I’ve ever made, the Eggception! (Get it? Like the
Had to actually resize this piece because it was so bit but I finished it! I’m really proud with how it came out :D